The Brainlets cards

Name	Rarity	Type	Cost	Description
Mistakes of the Past	Special	Skill	1	Ethereal. TheBrainlets:Afterlife. Gain 7 (10) Block. When Exhausted, gain 1 TheBrainlets:Blur.
Choose Your Start	Basic	Skill	0	Gain 3 (4) Plated Armor. Gain 3 (4) TheBrainlets:Infection.
Defend	Basic	Skill	1	Gain 5 (8) Block.
Mark The Path	Basic	Attack	2 (1)	Deal 14 damage. Place a card from your hand into TheBrainlets:Stasis. TheBrainlets:Dead_On: Shuffle 2 Voids into your draw pile.
Strike	Basic	Attack	1	Deal 6 (9) damage.
Beer From Nowhere	Common	Skill	1 (0)	Drink a random common potion. Add a Wound to your draw pile. TheBrainlets:Dead_On: Add 2 more. Exhaust.
Data Recovery	Common	Skill	1	Gain 6 (9) Block. Place a card from your discard pile into TheBrainlets:Stasis.
Desperate Assault	Common	Attack	1	Deal 9 (11) damage. Apply 9 (11) TheBrainlets:Soulburn. Exhaust 2 random (not random)cards in your hand.
Detailed Essay	Common	Skill	1	Gain 7 (10) Block. The next 2 Attacks you play this turn draw a card.
Footshot	Common	Attack	1	Deal 12 (16) damage. TheBrainlets:Dead_On: Deal half damage.
Fortifying Strike	Common	Attack	0	Deal 4 (6) damage. Gain 1 (2) Plated Armor.
Ghostly Mittens	Common	Skill	1	Ethereal. Gain 7 (9) Block. When Exhausted, apply 1 (2) Vulnerable to ALL enemies.
Infected Shield	Common	Skill	0	Gain 7 (11) Block. Gain 3 (4) TheBrainlets:Infection.
Infected Strike	Common	Attack	1	Deal 11 (15) damage. Gain 2 TheBrainlets:Infection.
Memento's Blade	Common	Attack	0	Deal 8 (12) damage to ALL enemies. Apply 1 (2) Vulnerable to EVERYONE.
Minor Beams	Common	Attack	0	Deal 5 (7) damage. Add a (an Upgraded) 1 cost copy of this card to your hand with Ethereal and Exhaust.
Morale Booster	Common	Attack	1	Deal 7 (8) damage. Gain 2 (3) temporary Strength.
Opening Wrath	Common	Attack	1	Deal 8 (10) damage. Add 2 (3) to the damaged enemy's Weak and Vulnerable.
Planned Out	Common	Skill	1	Draw 1 (2) card(s). Place the top 2 cards of your draw pile into TheBrainlets:Stasis.
Prestidigitation	Common	Skill	2	Gain 12 (16) Block. Apply 2 Weak to EVERYONE.
Probing Jab	Common	Attack	2	Deal 14 (18) damage. Gain 3 (4) temporary Dexterity.
Relentless Lash	Common	Attack	1	Deal 4 (6) damage 2 times. Place this card into TheBrainlets:Stasis. TheBrainlets:Stasis lasts 2 turns.
Speedy Plating	Common	Skill	1	Gain 2 Plated Armor. TheBrainlets:Accelerate (twice).
Suspending Slam	Common	Attack	1	Deal 8 (11) damage. Place a card in your hand into TheBrainlets:Stasis.
Wash	Common	Skill	2	Gain 11 Block. Reduce each of your debuffs by 1 (2).
Whirring In Thought	Common	Skill	1	Draw 5 cards. Discard 4 (3) cards.
Amalgamation	Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 3 (4) temporary Dexterity. Retain up to 2 (3) cards this turn.
Blessing of Heritage	Uncommon	Power	1	Gain 3 temporary Strength, Dexterity, and Thorns.(Reduce each of your debuffs by 1.)
Boss Hatred	Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 13 damage. Apply 1 (2) Vulnerable. Apply 1 (2) Weak. If the enemy has negative Focus, gain [E] [E].
Braking Blast	Uncommon	Attack	1	Deal 8 (10) damage. Gain Block equal to unblocked damage dealt. TheBrainlets:Decelerate.
Bronze Reinforcement	Uncommon	Power	0	(Innate.)Plated Armor cannot be reduced by more than 3 per turn from enemy attacks.
Charging Power	Uncommon	Skill	0 (1)	Place this card into TheBrainlets:Stasis. TheBrainlets:Tick - Gain 6 Block and 1 Strength. When this card would leave TheBrainlets:Stasis, Exhaust it.
Cocktail Flare	Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 30 damage. Exhaust up to 1 (2) card(s). Gain 2 Frail.
Drunken Darts	Uncommon	Attack	0	Deal 10 (14) damage to a random enemy. TheBrainlets:Dead_On: This card hits you instead.
Exclusion Zone	Uncommon	Skill	2	EVERYONE gains 16 (20) Block. TheBrainlets:Dead_On: Lose 16 (20) Block.
Infectious Cascade	Uncommon	Skill	2	Apply 3 (5) Vulnerable and 8 (10) TheBrainlets:Infection to ALL enemies. Exhaust.
Leaping Slam	Uncommon	Attack	1	Deal 6 (8) damage and apply 2 (3) TheBrainlets:Infection to ALL enemies. If you have TheBrainlets:Infection, repeat these effects once.
Loss Of Composure	Uncommon	Attack	1	Remove ALL Block from EVERYONE. Deal 12 (16) damage.
Magic Bullets	Uncommon	Attack	1	Deal 3 (4) damage 3 times. Add 2 (*Upgraded) copies of this card into your hand.
Memory Sifting	Uncommon	Power	1	(Innate.)At the start of each turn, TheBrainlets:Accelerate.
Next Build Fix	Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 4 (6) temporary Strength. Exhaust a card. Next turn, gain a copy of the Exhausted card.
Nicorette Barrel	Uncommon	Power	1	Whenever you play a card with TheBrainlets:Dead_On, apply 4 (6) TheBrainlets:Soulburn to ALL enemies. Whenever you trigger a TheBrainlets:Dead_On effect, gain 4 (6) TheBrainlets:Soulburn.
Parrying Flail	Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 6 damage 3 (4) times. Gain 6 temporary Thorns.
Power Surge	Uncommon	Skill	1	Draw 4 cards. Next turn, draw 2 less cards.(Reduce each of your debuffs by 1.)
Pushback	Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 8 (11) Block. TheBrainlets:Tick - Draw 1 card.
Smash and Save	Uncommon	Attack	3	Deal 24 (32) damage. TheBrainlets:Accelerate ALL cards in TheBrainlets:Stasis.
Suspending Disbelief	Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 5 (8) Block. If your TheBrainlets:Stasis slots are full, gain [E] and draw 1 card.
Tempering Protocol	Uncommon	Power	1	Whenever you lose a buff, gain 3 (4) Block.
Thorny Nettles	Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 9 (12) Block. TheBrainlets:Dead_On: EVERYONE gains 2 (3) Thorns.
Tick-Down Defenses	Uncommon	Skill	2	Gain 3 (5) Plated Armor. TheBrainlets:Tick - Gain 1 Plated Armor. Exhaust.
Tough Cleanse	Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 5 Block. Reduce each of your debuffs by 2. Exhaust. (not Exhaust.)
Virtuous Repentance	Uncommon	Skill	0	Retain. Reduce each of your debuffs by 1 (2).
Warding Sigil	Uncommon	Power	1	(Innate.)Whenever you gain Weak or Vulnerable, inflict it to ALL enemies.
Wild Beams	Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 8 (10) damage to a random enemy. Repeat per card in TheBrainlets:Stasis.
Working To Float	Uncommon	Power	1	Gain 3 (4) Plated Armor. When Exhausted, add a (an Upgraded) 0 cost copy of this card to your hand.
Beyond The Pain	Rare	Skill	1	For each card in your Exhaust pile, a random enemy loses 5 (7) HP.
Compression	Rare	Skill	2	Spend ALL your Block to gain half as (that) much Plated Armor. Exhaust.
Desperate Prayer	Rare	Attack	1	Copy your hand. Deal damage equal to 2 (3) times the number of cards copied. Exhaust.
Developer Form	Rare	Power	3	Ethereal. (not Ethereal.) At the start of each turn, discard any number of cards and draw that many.
Dimensional Storage	Rare	Power	1	Gain 2 (3) TheBrainlets:Stasis slots.
Dubious Construct	Rare	Power	3 (2)	Gain 1 Artifact. At the start of your turn, if you have no Artifact, gain 1 Artifact.
Entrenchment	Rare	Power	3 (2)	Whenever a card TheBrainlets:Ticks in TheBrainlets:Stasis, gain 1 Plated Armor.
Ghostly Formality	Rare	Power	3	Ethereal. Gain 2 (3) Intangible. While you are Intangible, at the start of each turn, lose [E].
Hot Takes	Rare	Skill	2	Apply 50 (69) TheBrainlets:Soulburn to ALL enemies. TheBrainlets:Dead_On: Add 2 Burns to your hand.
Infection Spreading	Rare	Attack	1	Deal 8 (10) damage and apply 4 (6) TheBrainlets:Infection, increased by your own TheBrainlets:Infection.
Leeching Speed	Rare	Attack	1	Deal 9 (12) damage. TheBrainlets:Accelerate once per 5 unblocked damage dealt by this card.
Nob Jumpscare	Rare	Attack	2	Deal 18 (26) damage. If you are Vulnerable, attack twice.
Pass It Around	Rare	Skill	4 (0)	Fleeting. At the end of combat, gain a random TheBrainlets:Pickup relic.
Race To The Bottom	Rare	Attack	3	Deal 48 (69) damage. Gain 2 Vulnerable, Weak, and Frail.
Rage Escalating	Rare	Power	1	(Innate.)Whenever a debuff is applied to you, gain 1 Strength.
Rolling Slam	Rare	Attack	2	Deal damage to ALL enemies equal to 3 (5) times your Plated Armor. Lose ALL (half) your Plated Armor.
Seeping Infection	Rare	Skill	2	If you have TheBrainlets:Infection, add 2 (*Upgraded) Mistakes of the Past to your hand.
Siphoned Surge	Rare	Skill	0	Gain [E] [E]. Draw 3 cards. TheBrainlets:Decelerate ALL cards in TheBrainlets:Stasis (not ALL cards in TheBrainlets:Stasis). Exhaust.
Slashnado	Rare	Attack	3	Deal 9 (8) damage 4 (5) times to ALL enemies. Skip your next turn.
Survival Instincts	Rare	Skill	X	Gain 11 (13) Block X times. Gain X Weak, Frail, and TheBrainlets:Infection.
Upload Trouble	Rare	Power	2	(Innate.)The first card played each turn refunds its cost and is Exhausted.

The Brainlets relics

Name	Tier	Pool	Description	Flavor
Ping For Run	Starter	Brainlets_purple_orange	At the start of combat, add a random Attack and Skill from your draw pile to your hand.	A simple and effective way to signal the beginning of a run.
Infected Balloon	Common		At the start of combat, gain 2 Temporary Strength and 2 Temporary Dexterity.	Bloorp!
Pyro Chamber	Uncommon	Brainlets_purple_orange	At the start of combat, gain 1 Stasis slot. Whenever a card leaves Stasis, apply 4Soulburn to ALL enemies.	Hot off the presses!
Flywheel	Rare	Brainlets_purple_orange	At the start of each turn, Accelerate.	Helps preserve momentum.
Carbon's Skillbook	Boss		ALL cards cost 1, except for X cost and Unplayable cards. Future card rewards have 2 additional cards to choose from. Upon pickup, if you do not have one already, obtain a Prismatic Shard.	Filled with pages upon pages of nonsense strings of text.
Great Spire Collab Run	Boss	Brainlets_purple_orange	Replaces PingforRun. At the start of each turn, draw 2 cards and discard 1 card.	Too many cooks do not spoil the broth, or perhaps 10 isn't too many.
The White Moth's Embrace	Boss	Brainlets_purple_orange	Gain [E] at the start of your turn. Your Infection doesn't decrease at the end of your turn.	The Radiance only ever wanted to be loved...
Stolen Spyglass	Shop	Brainlets_purple_orange	The first time each turn you trigger a DeadOn effect, gain [E]	Stolen as it was stolen before.

The Brainlets potions

Name	Rarity	Description
Tame Potion	Common	Gain 18Block. Gain 2Weak,Frail, and Infection.
Bottle Of Soap	Uncommon	Reduce each of your debuffs by 1.
Classical Elixir	Rare	Gain 3Stasis slots.

The Brainlets keywords

Name	Description
Accelerate	Reduce the turn counter of the right-most card in Stasis by 1.
Afterlife	If this card is Exhausted, its effects activate.
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Blur	Block is not removed at the start of your turn.
Dead On	Dead On cards have a bonus effect when in the middle of your hand.
Decelerate	Increase the turn counter of the right-most card in Stasis by 1.
Infection	Infected creatures take damage at the end of their turn. Each turn, Infection is reduced by 2.
Multiword Keyword	Make sure the first element in NAMES has no underscores. The rest should use _ in the place of spaces. In card text, you'll use the underscore versions.
Ocean	Returned to its jar.
Pickup	A relic selected randomly between Pear, Whetstone, War Paint, Potion Belt, and Lee's Waffle. There is a very small possibility of Tiny House.
Soulburn	After 3 turns, a Soulburned enemy loses HP, removing the Soulburn effect.
Stasis	A card in Stasis stays there for amount of turns equal to its cost plus 1. When it exits, it is returned to your hand and costs 0 until played.
Tick	When this card's Stasis turn counter is reduced...

The Brainlets creatures

Name	Image	Type	HP
the Brainlets		Player	68-75